never will I ever forget the time my friend told me about goddamn. mormon bubble porn
@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins
ok so
there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.
basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.
that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.
In conclusion, anybody with a sex drive, no matter the religion, will absolutely try their hardest to jack off, even if it means really fuckin strange loopholes. thank u for ur time.
okay same but like… i really hope op isn’t making fun of platonic orientations which regard who you are attracted to in a queerplatonic way…like a lot of people (not just aces/aros who kinda started qp stuff) use homoplatonic to say hey! i am only attracted queerplatonically to people of my same gender! i know a lot of tumblr people make fun of silly orientations or labels but like… i really hope this isnt the case ://
it is the case ://
yall think it’s funny to reinforce the socionormativity implying that platonormative society is funny while oppressing marginalized platonic oriented people such as aplatonix. this is a form of aphobic allonormativity, strictist suptilicism and variphobic zedsexism
